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1977 - 2008
11:49 Mar 06 2009
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1977: Long hair

2008 : Longing for hair

1977: KEG

2008: ECG

1977: Acid rock

2008 : Acid reflux

1977: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2008: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977: Seeds and stems

2008: Roughage

1977: Going to a new, hip joint

2008: Receiving a new hip joint

1977: Rolling Stones

2008: Kidney Stones

1977: Screw the system

2008: Upgrade the system

1977: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2008: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1977: Passing the drivers' test

2008: Passing the vision test

1977: Whatever

2008: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.

The people who are starting university this

year were born in 1992.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the 3 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...

It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!

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